Helplessly Ass-dicted

You know, I get it

I get it why you’re so helplessly addicted to my arse

I mean, just look at it

No woman you have ever attracted - or paid to pretend - has ever had an arse as amazing as mine!

100% natural, homegrown, fat ass!

Even guys who weren’t into ass previously find themselves irresistibly drawn to these overwhelming rear champions!

I’m like the Pied Piper of Ass

Homewrecker!

Because a minute under my arse is worth a lifetime with her 

You will give me everything I want

And I want it all